The Sexual Playground
Did you know that only humans and dolphins have sex for recreational purposes? Unfortunately for our seafaring cousins, they do not have the plethora of accessories that we do. Well, not that we know of anyway. Here at Wink-XXX, we have compiled some of the most outlandish and hilarious miscellaneous objects to put the TOY back in sex toys.
Peckish? Horny? Kill two birds with one stone with a delicious dick stick! Or if a penis isn’t a delicacy your akin to, a pussy lollipop can be just as fulfilling. I think you get the idea, we have plenty of treats shaped like genitals. Oh, and after dinner nipples! Bon AppeTIT!
You’ve seen ‘Monopoly’, you’ve dabbled with ‘Guess Who’, but why not try a game that is as filthy as you? Monogamy is the perfect opportunity to challenge players to hilarious sexual challenges and climaxes in with the winner choosing to act out a fantasy of their choice. If you’re flying solo, have a dabble with our appropriately named Rude-Cube which has all the fun of a Rubix cube, but with added boobs!
We spend the majority of our time either at our desks or in front of a screen, office life can be stressful. To help alleviate some of that stagnant energy, cop a feel of some squidgy testicles. We mean our testicle stress balls, not those of co-workers. If you have a bit of downtime on a Friday, liven spirits by getting the team involved in ‘Stick a Dick on the Geek’. Think “pin the tail on a donkey” but with more penis. A Classic!
Hilarious Toys Available at Wink-XXX
One thing we can guarantee is that you will not be disappointed with our great selection of toys and games. Feel free to browse and find something to play with tonight.